Tuesday, February 27, 2007

An Amazing March


Many of you may know that I have an online calendar at
http://debate.uvm.edu/tunacalendar.html
but you may not have looked lately, or ever. March is shaping up to be an incredible month. While school is going on and in the middle of the semester I will be in Burlington only eight days.

The scenario for the month looks like this:
  • Drive to West Virginia for the JV & Novice National Policy Debate Championships. I have a group of about seventeen people who are going. Elimination rounds are on Monday, and fortunately Tuesday is Town Meeting Day in Vermont so we have a holiday facing us on Tuesday, so no need to drive home dangerously from Morgantown. I hope we will do well there. I mean WELL.
  • Come back home, take care of things for a couple of days, and try and organize Vermont affairs for my coming events.
  • Fly to Singapore on the 9th of March. I arrive and recover from one of the longest air flights that exists, a full twelve time zones and also down into the southern hemisphere.
  • Monday and Tuesday Bojana Skrt and I have a workshop for some large number of teachers at a training session sponsored by the Ministry of Education, and the subject is "Debate Across the Curriculum." This is an important event and I think it could have repercussions in other Asian nations. We need to do a god job and wow these folks on debating in the classroom.
  • Then, a trip up into Malaysia. I want to visit my friends in Malaysia, especially Omar Salahuddin, that debate god. I am supposed to give a speech at the World Universities Peace International Debates on Langkawi island, but I am not fully sure of all the arrangements yet. My speech is quite ready, however.
  • Then it is back to Singapore to do some debate training activities with my great friend and colleague Loke Wing Fatt of Singapore, one of the most powerful debate organizers in the world right now.
  • I fly back to Vermont and arrive on the night of the 20th. Long flight, too.
  • On the 21st I fly to Oklahoma City with my debaters for the Cross Examination Debate Association Nationals, hosted by my good friend Jackie Massey and the Sooners. That goes on for a while, and it would be nice to win a couple of elimination rounds. I know Jackie will host an awesome tournament. Over 200 teams currently registered.
  • We return to Vermont on the 26th of March.
  • I have two days in Vermont and then go to New York on Thursday for a Lawrence Debate Union fund raising event for alumni. We do not want to raise money now, we just want to start having regular events to inform them about what we do and hope it will lead to something for someone at some time. We have another such event scheduled for Washington, DC in early April. I am going to take a couple of debaters with me.
  • My debaters will go to the National Debate Tournament in Texas without me. I wish them all the best of luck but I feel obligated to go to the fund raising event in NYC.
  • Then I have a day in the office to catch up on a BILLION details.
  • Finally, on the last day of the month, I am declaring a free day where I will relax and take it easy.
  • You may ask, "What about your classes?" and that would be a good question. Well, with Town Meeting day and the fact that I do drop into town on random Tuesdays or Thursdays, and then three days of student speeches (which I videotape for grading purposes, so I don't have to be there) I have it all covered.

April will be a mostly "stay at home" month (except for a trip down to NYU for the NPPF Debate Finals) before I hit May, and as we all know that is the month to go to my house in Mexico. Check it out at http://debate.uvm.edu/tunamexico.html

I need to get some sleep tonight to get ready for March 2007.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Strange News for February

Quite a "haul" this time.

STRANGE ALIEN CREATURE CAUGHT, FILMED AND EATEN -- IT SQUEAKED

We lead off with a story from Pravda about a strange alien creature captured and then "eaten" by fishermen. The news comes with a strange picture and even stranger video. The video is hard to get going because that page is in Russian, but Leslie Keller helped me make it work and it was also quite eerie. The story comes from http://english.pravda.ru/science/mysteries/07-02-2007/87167-alien_monster-0

Village residents from the Rostov region of Russia caught a weird creature two weeks ago after a strong storm in the Sea of Azov. The shark-looking creature was producing strange squeaky sounds. The fishermen originally believed that they had caught an alien and decided to film the monster with the help of a cell phone camera. The footage clearly shows the creatures’ head, body and long tail. The bizarre catch was weighing almost 100 kilograms, the Komsomolskaya Pravda reports.
However, ufologists and scientists were greatly disappointed when they found out that the fishermen had eaten the monster. They said that they were not scared of the creature so they decided to use it as food. One of the men said that it was the most delicious dish he had ever eaten.
Click here to see the video of the alien sea monster
http://www.fark.ru/media/video/prikols6/i1645
Chairman of the Anomalous Phenomena Service, Andrei Gorodovoi, stated that the creature, which he could see on the short video, was an anomalous being. However, it could hardly be described as an extraterrestrial form of life, he added. Gorodovoi rejected the version about mermaids too. “There are many legends about mermaids living in the Sea of Azov. Nevertheless, specialists of the Service for Anomalous Phenomena have never confirmed those fairytales. On the other hand, we do not deny the possibility of other forms of life in the Sea of Azov,” the ufologist sad.
A spokesman for the Rostov-based zoo, Alexander Lipkovich, contacted local ichthyologists and asked their opinion about the Azov alien. “They said that the fish bears resemblance to a sturgeon. It was an extremely interesting individual. I have never seen anything like this before in my whole life,” the specialist said.
I'll leave everyone to consider that one.

DOG DECIDES TO ONLY URINATE WHILE UPSIDE DOWN

This is a strange one. Why does the dog do this? It might cause some splashing mishaps, but then there is, thankfully, no video accompanying this story. It comes from
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2201645.html?menu=

A Chinese woman says her pet dog has taken to peeing upside down.
Mrs Chen, of Changchun city, says 18-month-old 'Baby' began peeing in the new position just three months ago.
“He used to pee as other dogs do. But one day I found him putting both hind legs up onto the tree to pee," she told East Asia Business News.
"I thought maybe that was only for the one day. But from then on, unexpectedly, he would pee in that acrobatic position.”
Chen says Baby's other unusual trait is that he is a vegetarian.
"He can’t eat meat because it makes him throw up. So I only feed him egg yolk and corn pancakes, and that’s been his main food," she said.
Maybe he just wants to be different.

WOMAN TAKES WRONG BUS AND IS LOST FOR 25 YEARS

This one is a circus of stupidity that escalated into a life-rending tragedy. Didn't anybody try to figure out what her language was? This is just one more reason to always have a phrase book handy when you go to a place where they don't speak your language.

This story is from
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2007/02/07/upiUPI-20070207-122729-3124R.html

A woman who boarded the wrong bus on an attempted shopping trip from Thailand to Malaysia has returned home after 25 years.
Jaeyana Beuraheng told her eight children she accidentally boarded a bus bound for Bangkok instead of Malaysia, and once there she boarded a second incorrect bus because she could not read or speak Thai or English, The Times of London reported Wednesday.
Beuraheng, who speaks only the Yawi dialect used by Muslims in southern Thailand, said the noise and traffic of the big city confused and disoriented her, leading her to board the second wrong bus to Chiang Mai, near the border with Burma.
The woman said she spent five years begging on the street in the city and was often mistaken for a member of a hill tribe because of her dark skin tone.
She was arrested in 1987 on suspicion of being an illegal immigrant and was sent to a social services hostel when authorities were unable to determine her origins.
However, last month, three students from her home village arrived at the hostel for training, and they were able to communicate with Beuraheng and help her find her way home.
GIANT CATFISH CAUGHT IN THAILAND

Well, you don't catch one like this every day. I usually just pass by this sort of story, but the sheer size of the beast is incredible. Th sad part is that fisherman had pledged to stop catching the big ones to honor the King of Thailand's 60th year of rule. Does that mean the people who caught this whopper are disrespectful rebels? No news on that front.

This one is from a strange site called Weird Asia News at
http://www.netscape.com/viewstory/2007/02/18/thailand-catches-monster-catfish/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.weirdasianews.com%2F2007%2F02%2F18%2Fthailand-catches-monster-catfish%2F&frame=true

Fishers in northern Thailand netted this huge catfish in the Mekong River. Nearly 9 feet (2.7 meters) long, the fish tipped the scales at 646 pounds (293 kilograms).
Last month more than 60 fishers in northern Thailand promised to stop catching the critically endangered giant fish, in honor of the King of Thailand’s 60th year on the throne.


Need a pretty big frying pan for that one.

I'll have more stories in late March. The world is, indeed, a very strange place.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Two Snow Days in Vermont


Twenty-six inches of snow in about thirty-two hours. This left Burlington (and my life) physically stranded. This is about as much snow as I have seen at one fall in Vermont.

The University of Vermont was closed for two whole days. I do not remember this in my 26 years here.
People waited a long while to clean up because they knew it would be big and long-lasting.
Seven people have been admitted to the hospital from carbon monoxide poisoning.
I emailed my lecture notes to my students from today's class.
Valentine's Day was a disaster for the restaurants, though I suspect not for the lovers who stayed home.

It is nice, fluffy snow. That is why it blew all over. There isn't that much on my roof, but there is a huge amount piled around my car. I am still not dug out.

Physically stranded has not meant unproductive, as I have simply continued to work as I would at my desk because of my computer situation (only using my 17 inch MacBook Pro as my only computer while I wait for the 20 inch iMac in a box in my office to be installed on my desk at the office) and so I could literally do most things. Well, I did need a few pieces of paper for some things, but that is more an argument to get rid of paper than anything else.

I did yesterday's post on Waveland and Sealand, and now here I am looking out of my window at the sun on so much snow.

Time to go dig the car out.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Tiny Island Nations

When I was a little boy I read a story about a family who found a tiny island in the North Atlantic and made an independent nation out of it, establishing a way of life that they preferred. Their adventure came to an end when a regional government sent planes to bomb them because they disputed their claim. I thought it was a pure fantasy, but recently I have discovered a couple of island nations that seem to roughly fit the bill.

WAVELAND

One interesting mini-island is Rockall, or Waveland. Wikipedia says at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockall
The rock is the summit of an extinct volcano and is located at 57°35′48″N, 13°41′19″W. The surrounding elevated seabed is called Rockall Bank. It is 301.4 kilometres (187.3 statute miles or 162.7 nautical miles) west of the uninhabited island of Soay, St. Kilda, Scotland and 368.7 kilometres (229.1 statute miles) west of the crofting township of Hogha Gearraidh, on the island of North Uist, Scotland. It is 424 kilometres (265 statute miles) north-west of Donegal in the Republic of Ireland. The rock is about 25 metres (83 ft) wide at its base and rises sheer to a height of approximately 22 metres (72 ft). It is regularly washed over by large storm waves, particularly in winter. There is a small ledge of 3.5 by 1.3 metres (11 by 4 ft), known as Hall's Ledge, 4 metres (13 ft) from the summit. The rock's only permanent inhabitants are periwinkles and other marine molluscs. Small numbers of seabirds, mainly fulmars, gannets, kittiwakes, and guillemots, use the rock for resting in summer, and gannets and guillemots occasionally breed successfully if the summer is calm with no storm waves washing over the rock. There is no natural source of fresh water.
The final expansion of the British Empire was Rockall.
On 18 September 1955 at precisely 10.16 am, in what would be the final territorial expansion of the British Empire, the island was officially annexed by the UK when Lieutenant-Commander Desmond Scott RN, Sergeant Brian Peel RM, Corporal AA Fraser RM, and James Fisher (a civilian naturalist and former Royal Marine), were deposited on the island by a Royal Navy helicopter from HMS Vidal (coincidentally named after the man who first charted the island). The team cemented in a brass plaque on Hall's Ledge and hoisted the Union Flag to stake the UK's claim.
The only attempt to populate the island was when Greenpeace activists took up residence on the island.
In 1997 the environmentalist organisation Greenpeace occupied the islet for a short time, calling it Waveland, to protest against oil exploration under the authority of the British. Greenpeace declared the island to be a “new Global State”, and offered citizenship to anyone willing to take their pledge of allegiance. The British Government's response was simply to give them permission to be there, and otherwise ignore them. Indeed the Home Office when asked, responded that since Rockall was part of the United Kingdom, and since the UK was a free country, Greenpeace were perfectly entitled to be at Rockall.
The project continued until 1999, when the company sponsoring it collapsed and the experiment ended. This interlude nevertheless marked the longest continuous habitation of the islet, at forty-two days.
So, Waveland was created and then abandoned after the company that was bankrolling it went belly up. 15,000 people had signed up to be citizens of Waveland, but their records were missing due to the dispute over the company.

Now Waveland had a new identity as a "virtual country" that invites people to imagine a better world. Here is what is at http://www.waveland.org/
Waveland is a new global country situated on the Internet.
It's citizens share common values: co-operation, respect for difference, peaceful co-existence with one-another and with nature.
It exists to allow it's global citizens to meet and imagine how things might be other-wise.
Otherwise? Other than it is in this late phase of informational capitalism and with the attendant phenomena of "globalisation".
To imagine, discuss, share information and stories, commiserate, perhaps plan alternative ways of life.
So you see, Waveland is much more than just a discussion area, it's a state of mind.
It's an imaginative space, a place where we can create new scenarios, report on and conceive new forms of action, new kinds of alliances, tactics and strategies, a new politics that embraces life and makes use of imaginative strategies to realise it's goals.
You'll probably notice that Waveland is altogether unlike most places you'll find on the Internet these days.
For it's quiet you see, some might even describe it as serene....
This is by no means an accident. Waveland is a data-oasis where you should feel that you are as far from the global marketplace as you could possibly be.
When you're in Waveland you won't be tracked, profiled, psychographically assessed, polled, interrogated, scrutinised, subjected to banner ads, interstitial advertising or any of the plethora of intrusive mind-jamming surveillance jags that are commonplace on the Internet these days.
When you're in Waveland you are a citizen and not a sovereign consumer
Waveland citizenship is supposedly available at http://www.waveland.org/nameform.html
but doesn't seem to work right now. Citizenship implies accepting the Waveland pledge:
"Without violence and by bearing witness,
to defend nature, to protect the global commons,
to reform industrialism, and to secure peace,
believing in action, rather than words."

SEALAND

More real and actually populated is Sealand. Sealand is a real place and it is actually populated, but I cannot find out by how many. Here is some history from http://www.fruitsofthesea.demon.co.uk/sealand/index.html
During the 1939-45 War, Great Britain established an artificial island on the High Seas.
This island was equipped with radar and heavy armaments and occupied by some two hundred servicemen.
The task of the island and its inhabitants was to guard the approaches to the Thames Estuary, where large and vulnerable convoys of shipping were assembled.
Some time after the cessation of hostilities, the island was derelicted and abandoned by the British Government.
In the winter of 1966, a British family took possession and commenced the task of equipping and restoring the island. On 2 September 1967, they hoisted their own flag and declared the existence of a new state - the Principality of Sealand.
Their rights and claims of Sovereignty over the island and its territorial waters have been ratified time after time over the intervening years by National Courts and leading international Jurists.
European states, during disputes involving Sealand, have stated that they have no rights or authority in Sealand and the major European states have repeatedly given de facto recognition to the existence and the Sovereignty of Sealand.
Over the years since the declaration of Statehood by Sealand, the family lived a free-frontier lifestyle. They made and enforced the laws of Sealand. They faced and drove off armed attackers and on one occasion, a member of the family was actually kidnapped by armed men and taken to a foreign country against his will.
Sealand came under threat from hostile naval units from other states and, in the early days of independence, there were the most determined attempts made to isolate and starve out the island.
The elements and the sea had to be fought constantly with a relentless determination. It was a very busy, active and adventurous life for the family and their fellow Sealanders and they all thrived on it.
Gradually, over the years, Sealand has become increasingly secure and internationally accepted. More and more, the international Lawyers and other Jurists stated that Sealand fulfilled all the legal requirements of a State and that the Sovereignty of Sealand was absolute and unquestionable. The major states of Europe have now accepted this as a fact.
The government website is at http://www.sealandgov.org/index.html and tells their story. They did have a fire in the electrical generating room that did quite a bit of damage but they are back up and running. Pictures of the fire damage and reoccupation can be found at http://www.bobleroi.co.uk/ScrapBook/SealandFire_3/SealandFire_3a.html
You can also get a good look at the place and even see inside the living quarters. There has to be some, since 400 military personnel were once there.

There is about $1 million in damage and they are trying to raise money. One way to do this is to apply to be made a Lord, Lady, Baron or Baroness of Sealand. You can do this by going to http://www.redsave.com/index.asp?pageType=3&pid=2091&catId=21&track=SealandShopLink
and plunking down some cash.

They have cultural activities, sports teams (based in Denmark) and international athletes. Pretty goof for a tiny platform.

King Roy indicated that the island of Sealand might be for sale. One group very interested in buying it was The Pirate Bay http://thepiratebay.org/ a BitTorrent site that was interested in avoiding all rights regulations for the stuff they let people download, and Sealand seemed like the ideal place. But, it appears as if King Roy isn't that interested. Here is a report from http://www.broadbandreports.com/shownews/81084
As recently mentioned, the principality of Sealand (really just a rusting platform off the UK coast) is for sale. BitTorrent search website The Pirate Bay said they were considering buying it as an offshore data haven to avoid pesky legal problems, though it was more marketing than practical, since they'd never raise the needed $750 million. It looks like the current owner of Sealand, Prince Michael, isn't sold on the idea of selling to pirates anyway. "It’s theft of proprietary rights, it doesn’t suit us at all," he says. "In fact, I’ve written a book and Hollywood is making a movie out of it, so it would go right against the grain to go into the filesharing thing." The Pirate Bay claims they are eyeing other islands and micronations -- in order to gain more attention and please ad partners like Walmart.
So Sealand still exists, and it is trying to rebuild. Good luck to them.

See, what once seemed like a fantasy is a reality in a number of different ways.

Oh, and by the way, Stephen Turner tried living in one of the abandoned sea towers that is not yet claimed, and he made it for 35 days before leaving. See his story and a lot of interesting photos at http://www.bobleroi.co.uk/ScrapBook/SeafortProject/Seafort.html

I guess if I really want my own tiny island nation there is still hope.

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Parking Pictures



I had a lot of fun looking at photos at http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/
These are some fine examples, and I have seen a number of examples just like this, but it still makes me laugh.

You can also print a sign to put on someone's car to let them know how you feel, although the websites says they are not responsible for people who print their tags on stickers and put them on the cars of supposed offenders. It seems to me that the fun value of the tag or sign is that people WILL go look at the site and realize what they have done. OK, or maybe just deny that they ever did anything this bad.

Sick of a car taking up two spaces on the street? How about a car too close to yours? What about the car at the mall parked diagonally? Now you can do something about it. Simply download a notice and place it on the car's windshield. The owner of the vehicle will be informed of their asshole status as well as the proper tips to improve their poor parking techniques. It's time to put an end to asshole parking, or at least to make fun of it.

It isn't an issue that will change the world, but it is entertaining.

Monday, February 5, 2007

Kansas City Fun




I was in Kansas City recently to help with a debate across the curriculum project being carried out by Debate KC and I got to do some of my most favorite things in any city.

First, I got to visit with my daughter and soon-to-be husband Justin Green who drove over from Manhattan, Kansas where they are based at Kansas State University. We had a nice time talking and sharing, and we went to Boling's Chinese Restaurant and remembered the days long ago when our friend Pierre Heidrich would take us there when we were in KC for debate tournaments some years ago. The food was delicious and fairly spicy for a Middle America Chinese restaurant.

We took some time to go to the Negro League Baseball Museum. It was great. I had been there before but there is so much to see that I loved it again. I especially like the life-size statues of the players, and they are kind of spooky to stand next to. Satchel Paige us an incredible figure with an very thin waist, Josh Gibson is clearly powerful, and Cool Paper Bell is the image of a well-rounded athelete. I also like the way they tell the story about white discrimination against black players, not with a vindictiveness but with an emphasis on how stupid it was to exclude the best players from the sport. The documentary about how the American League was so slow in admitting black players and how it cost them during the 1950's was very well done. In the shop I purchased a beautiful Homestead Grays jersey that I like quite a bit. Check out http://www.nlbm.com/s/index.cfm

Then, there is Arthur Bryant's barbecue. Haile Selassie had lunch there once, along with many other famous people. It has existed in KC for many decades, and is very rustic and extremely popular. There is a huge pit where they hang pieces of meat on hooks inside to cook, and then they reach in with a hook on a stick and grab one. They slice it right in front of you and serve a giant mound of a sandwich. I always have a pork and beef combo sandwich. It is so good I cannot even describe it. The best barbecue in the world, in my opinion. The sauce is really spectacular and just the way I like it -- not sweet, not much tomato, good smokey flavor and kind of gritty. Yeah! They used to have five gallon water bottles of sauce curing in the window some 25 years ago, and this time they had one as well sitting in the sun getting ripe. I went there with Amy, Isaac and Gabe from Debate KC and Sarah and Justin met us. The day after Arthur Bryant died the KC paper had a cartoon where he is entering heaven and St. Peter asks if he brought the sauce. That is how you know you have made an impression on a community. http://www.arthurbryantsbbq.com/ is the website.

I had a great time. I really like Kansas City. It has a lot of attractions (fabulous museums), is easy to navigate compared to most big cities, it has some great neighborhoods and it has more fountains than Rome. Go figure. AND, Debate KC has really good stuff going on and is very healthy.